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Thursday, August 9th, 2007
11:50 pm

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Friday, December 15th, 2006
3:19 pm - December deadline approaches!

After December 30th, Subscriptions will no longer include our premiere issue nor the Plank Owner's ID Card and Certificate! Of course the new subscriptions at the first of the Year will get the same booty as all subscribers do, (there's free stuff with every issue for subscribers), but the Plank Owner's stuff will no longer be available.

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current mood: accomplished

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Friday, December 8th, 2006
10:42 pm - Saarsgaaard!!


current mood: amused

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10:59 pm - aye mates. . . .

1) December 31 is the cut off for subscriptions which include the "plank owner" certificates and I.D. cards for the magazine. . . at that point they ALL go into the fire pit. There will be NO MORE of them!

2) December 20th is the cut off for the special ad price for the winter issue which will be the first issue to hit barnes and nobel, borders, etc. . . the magazine for that issue will be 32 pages more without a change in cover price. . but will be the last to have the original cover price! (GO FOR IT. . . get your AD in now!)

3) There are so many new and improved items in The Pyrates Way, we can't list them all! Editorial, Art, Photography, Fiction, Comics, Crossword, Ads, Classifieds, Opinions, History, Information, Education, Stories, and even a special "find all the "FSM" prizes of three vials of REAL gold to the top three subscribers who can spot all the FSM background images in this issue! Don't know what FSM'ism is? Then subscribe NOW!

So there you go m'mates. . . all that and more POTC info to boot. . . .the folks who buy our second, expanded-yet-at-the-same-price issue are in for a HUGE treat!. . .and all you subscribers will get some MORE free booty in the next issue!

We plan to have it into your hands by mid-February and it will be on "the streets" probably a week after th

at (it's in Ingram's hands). . . we can't wait. . . you pirates will be über-impressed!

Steve "Sir Black Fox" Kimball
Publisher, The Pyrates Way

current mood: über-excited
Thursday, July 27th, 2006
9:37 pm - Jack Sparrow stole me booty :\

I went to Disneyland today. Jack Sparrow stole me booty :\

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current mood: geeky

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6:13 pm

Ay, tis me, the wench Diya Owenes, here for swab duties!!

And just in case you don't believe me...

LiveJournal Username
Pirate Name
Reason for Piracy
Amount of Available Booty$2,729,121
Your Ship's NameThe Cruel Serpent
Type of ShipGallion
First Mateailurodragon
Cabin Boy *wink wink nudge nudge*word_smart
Percentage of Sailors who tremble at your name.
Type of PirateTreacherous Snake
Your fateYou end up a whipped significant other to a whore in Tortuga.
This Fun Quiz created by Lindsay at BlogQuiz.Net

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Wednesday, July 26th, 2006
5:21 pm - :P

Pirates loving Commodores? What's the world coming to?! XD

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So, how does everyone like potcII?

current mood: sweaty

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Thursday, December 29th, 2005
7:02 pm

Ahvast! Other Pirettes! I had me an idear it would come around.

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current mood: calm

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Thursday, November 17th, 2005
8:57 am - Well, I've Got a Lot of Booty, anyway

LiveJournal Username
Pirate Name
Reason for Piracy
Amount of Available Booty$2,541,885
Your Ship's NameThe Hateful Manta
Type of ShipNaval Snow
First Matedsbs
Cabin Boy *wink wink nudge nudge*dslayer103
Percentage of Sailors who tremble at your name.
Type of PirateBooty Baron
Your fateYou have a child that you raise to be the cruelest cutthroat alive, who slits your throat in your sleep and pretends to avenge your death.
This Fun Quiz created by Lindsay at BlogQuiz.Net
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current mood: tired

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2:15 am - This Community Needs More Action! Arr!

LiveJournal Username
Pirate Name
Reason for Piracy
Amount of Available Booty$311,763
Your Ship's NameThe Horrible Serpent
Type of Shipkayak
First Matemistressanarchy
Cabin Boy *wink wink nudge nudge*uhhuhher66
Percentage of Sailors who tremble at your name.
Type of PirateBooty Baron
Your fateYour pet monkey mutinies against you.
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current mood: contemplative

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Saturday, November 12th, 2005
2:37 am

During a DUI crackdown, a police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood tavern. Late in the evening, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car, which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
    Finally, he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night), flicked the blinkers on, then off, honked the horn, and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little, and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the road.
    The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over, and carried out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
    "I doubt it," said the man. "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy."

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Wednesday, October 26th, 2005
6:22 pm - Ahoy, fellow pirettes.

I be joinin' this here crew, allow me to intorduce me self, Hell's Mel at your service. I brought me references.

Pirates of the Caribbean

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Shiver me timbers you know loads about pirate
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Thursday, September 29th, 2005
9:59 pm - Arrrr....I Be a Pirette! I Come From the Ship of Red-Handed Jill!

I'm the newest swabby to join this faire ship, I am! My name's Harley the Quick and if I could afford it, this'd be my sea-fare-in' grab o' choice: http://www.pendragoncostumes.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY&Store_Code=pendragon&Category_Code=sea_queen

Hey, have you read about Cheng I Sao? They say she was the greatest pirate ever! http://www.beaglebay.com/women_pirates.htm

Yay, pirates are fun! XD

current mood: scurvy!

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Friday, September 23rd, 2005
2:02 am - TLAPD

Greetings all fellow pyrates...

Here be photos of my get-together on International Annual Talk Like A Pyrate Day!


Hope you enjoy them... and hope everyone else will be putting up plenty more soon... grrrr!!! Or ye'll be keelhauled!


Captain Pizazz the Pyrate Queen of the walloping Window-Blind
X-Posted to the usuals.

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Monday, September 19th, 2005
9:37 am - Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Arrgh! Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day, me bonnie lasses. I hope yer day be better than mine... ;P
I were plannin' on goin' to Disneyland fer the first annual Pirate Day, started by yers truly, but me friend t'ain't feelin' too well. 'Tis a shame what with all the preperations we did 'n' all. She said if she be feelin' better later we can still go an' I hope that be the case!
Have a fun one, lassies! :3

current mood: disappointed

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Wednesday, July 6th, 2005
10:42 pm - Yar Har Fiddle Dee Dee! Being a Pirate is alright with me...

I still haven't given up on this community. Though I wish others felt the same way. Where's the pirate love?

Here's a little sailor's jig for ya:

Yar Har Fiddle Dee Dee
Being a Pirate is alright with me
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free
You are a pirate

current mood: headache

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Sunday, October 31st, 2004
1:01 pm - Hello!!!!!!! *waves*

Ahoy fellow pirettes! I joined this community, now plz go join mine.... pirate_souls

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Sunday, September 19th, 2004
10:41 am - Arr! :D


Me hopes ye has a swashbuckling day, ye bilge rats! Arr!

current mood: crazy

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Saturday, September 18th, 2004
4:29 pm - ATTN All Pirettes!:

In honor of Talk like a Pirate Day (tomorrow Sept. 19) I'm currently working on revamping the site, but I have a few announcements of the changes thus far. As I've already said before, this LJ community is open to both men and women, but now our forum is not only open to male and female, but to non-members as well. Yup, I got rid of the password. All I ask is that you be respectful of your fellow Pirate. I'm working on a new system for the actual club. I would like to keep the members female only as that was the point of "Pir-ette", but that doesn't mean you guys can't enjoy our forum and community. I mean c'mon, every girl needs her manslave ^_~ So instead of having made up pirate characters, you can join the crew as yourself and give yourself your very own Pirate name. You can apply for higher positions in the crew such as First Mate, but I need to get the list out first. So Pirette's Club is open for membership admission, but positions are still being set up. Thank you for participating, everyone, and I hope to get this club back and better than ever!

Pirettes Club Website

current mood: optimistic

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Tuesday, September 14th, 2004
9:17 am

Hello everyone! I just join today, under the suggestion of  crypticnight
As a community present, I decided to make a link button for the community.

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Hope you enjoy it!

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